Had some bitch at the dog park tell me that her ten year old daughter was “extremely disturbed” by the length of my shorts and that she’d asked her mom some very uncomfortable questions about the way I was dressed.
For the record, I was still dressed in my gear from the CF Mid-Atlantic Regional Games (where CF Woodbridge placed fifth, woot woot!) and was wearing the above. The arrow is pointing to where my butt crease is.
She claimed that my ass was completely hanging out, which is interesting, because I’m wearing boy short panties underneath it which cover more than my bathing suits.
If she threw such a conniption about these shorts, she literally would have had a heart attack at the CF Invoke girls’ outfits, who wore literal booty shorts, or the CF Reston girls, who wore sports bras and the Reebok 2” shorts.
Lewis hooding me at graduation. This is the moment I become an actual physician. =) And I hafta say, he and I are pretty fucking adorbs.